Summer in San Diego. A collection of photos and short stories by me. 

Ummmmm, 4th of July?

Went to a party with my girlfriend Malorie at my friend Dana’s house. It’s actually a Mansion. Great times. Caught some guy going through a bunch of peoples bags and stealing shit. Instead of beating his ass, I did the grown up thing and had the police come and arrest him. 

Ended up watching the fireworks near my house with some friends in a park, then wound up at Hooters somehow.? Great place for a vegetarian. 

Took the annual camping trip up to the Kern River with all my homies. Good times as always. Scotty kicked the shit out of everyone in Wizard Staffs with something like 18 beers. If you don’t know what wizard staffs is, google it. I busted my ass cruising down the river in my inner-tube. The bruise lasted about 2 weeks. 

Went to gay pride and got drunk, found this gem hanging in some bar. It’s like mistletoe, but a dick. Weird. 

Malorie crashed her bike on the way home subsequently had to get 9 stitches in her chin, twice. The doctor fucked up the first time. She’s all good now. What a trooper. 

Rode critical mass last month, it’s been a while since I’ve participated. Bunch of shit heads now. Go figure. All they wanted to do was fuck up traffic at the airport. Missing a flight ain’t cool, and neither is being an asshole. 

Tattooed my friend Alex, coming along nicely if I do say so myself. Stoked on learning how to properly tattoo. He’s usually the one tattooing me so I was more than happy to turn the needle around. 

Went to Blacks Beach (which is a nude beach) with Malorie and her friends recently. It was kind of weird laying on the beach with my junk out. Whatever, shits tan now. 

Been addicted to GrooveShark lately. It’s the best thing to happen to music lately in my opinion. It’s like Pandora but way better. It’s free, unlimited skipping, make your own playlists, save favorite songs, no fucking living social ads. Legit. Lets be friends if you use it as well, add me. 

If I think of anything else I’ll post some more stuff. 

Stay safe.